An exaggeration, yes… but not by much

An exaggeration, yes… but not by much

An accurate representation, in my opinio-… crap, it’s contagious.





You’ve heard of elf on a shelf… now get ready for drunk in a trunk!

Trolling that transcends through time.

Death waits for no man… unless you never take a bite.



I’m actually pretty proud of this joke.

“1 out of every 666 toasters are demon toasters”
-CNN


You’ll pass out before you tap out.

Based on a true story from own experiences as a McSlave for five years.
