An exaggeration, yes… but not by much
An accurate representation, in my opinio-… crap, it’s contagious.
I split this one into four parts due to it being so large.
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf… now get ready for drunk in a trunk!
Trolling that transcends through time.
Death waits for no man… unless you never take a bite.
I’m actually pretty proud of this joke.