An exaggeration, yes… but not by much

An exaggeration, yes… but not by much
An accurate representation, in my opinio-… crap, it’s contagious.
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf… now get ready for drunk in a trunk!
Trolling that transcends through time.
Death waits for no man… unless you never take a bite.
I’m actually pretty proud of this joke.
“1 out of every 666 toasters are demon toasters”
-CNN
You’ll pass out before you tap out.
Based on a true story from own experiences as a McSlave for five years.